Mar 20 & 21, Mar 27 & 28, 2020 at 7:30 pm

Mar 22 & 29, 2020 at 2:00 pm

Tickets:                                                                                Adults - $22*, Students - $17*, Kids under 12 - $12*         *A $3 per ticket Capitol Theatre processing fee will be applied to every ticket sold

Written by Katherine DiSavino

Directed by Tom Amick

(Comedy/Drama, Rated PG-13)


Bridget and her grandmother are about to become roommates. However, what Bridget saw as a unique opportunity to stay with her favorite nana in New York for the summer quickly turns into an experience she’ll never forget. It seems her sweet grandma is running an illegal boutique from her apartment, selling handmade naughty knickers to every senior citizen in the five-borough area! Will Bridget be able to handle all the excitement? Will her nana get arrested – or worse – evicted?


SYLVIA CHARLES – In her early eighties, living like she’s in her early twenties. The mastermind behind Saucy Slips, Etc., and the proud tenant of a rent controlled apartment.

VERA WALTERS – Sylvia’s aged accomplice: equipped with two hearing aids and a collapsible walker.

BRIDGET CHARLES – Sylvia’s unsuspecting, 20-something, soon-to-be-law-student granddaughter.

TOM O’GRADY – The newest cop on the force, happily assigned the beat where Sylvia’s apartment is.

GIL SCHMIDT – The landlord, overly eager to rid himself of his aged tenants. 60s.

HEATHER VAN PREE – Employee of Saucy Lips, looking for better opportunities, a modeling career, or just her boxes.

CLAIR – The big client. Mid 60s.

VOICE – The man at the front desk. Slightly bored and always sarcastic.

UPS MAN – Cute and a little lonely.

OTHER UPS MAN – The strong and silent type.